My neighbour lost his legs in a train mishap.
He was going to his office by train.
I too ,travel by train.
It can never happen to me!

My neighbour's wife ran away with the milk man,
She was a real beauty.
My wife is also good looking.
It can never happen to me!

My neighbour's son is a fraud.
He does not love and respect his parents too.
My son is a real loving boy.
It can never happen to me!

My neighbour is  careless and a spendthrift.
He is always in a begging state.
I am wise enough ,to save for the rainy day.
It can never happen to me!

I smoke 10 cigars a day.
I chew tobacco too.
My neighbour suffers from cancer.
It can never happen to me!

then one day........

I lost my sight
and my wife ran away with my neighbours son.
An evil spirit has entered my boy's soul.
He robbed me of wealth and savings,
and slapped me .
I am undergoing treatment for kidney failure .
so what, it can happen to anyone!